{"id":146,"date":"2026-06-01T17:44:56","date_gmt":"2026-06-01T17:44:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/longhaulmovingpros.com\/?p=146"},"modified":"2026-06-01T17:44:56","modified_gmt":"2026-06-01T17:44:56","slug":"deranged-robotics-cult-at-duke-accidentally-summons-lovecraftian-outer-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/longhaulmovingpros.com\/?p=146","title":{"rendered":"Deranged Robotics Cult at Duke Accidentally Summons Lovecraftian Outer God"},"content":{"rendered":"
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West of Durham lies an institution of learning, a varsity whose name I dare not speak, but whose avatar\u2014a devil of deepest azure\u2014should demonstrate amply the nature of the research that is conducted therein. In those hallowed halls labor intellects of such fantastic potency that it was inevitable one would look too far into the cyclopean depths of research funding and happen upon knowledge that no man was ever meant to glimpse.<\/p>\n

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My own travels took me to that fantastic institution\u2019s website in search of #content, and now I curse the perverse curiosity that possessed me on that wretched day. Would that I had instead ventured into the ancient park opposite, to wander between the gnarled trees and bend my weary body down to touch grass!<\/p>\n

Instead, I clicked on a link furnished with the intriguing title \u201cExtreme dynamic symmetry enables omnidirectional and multifunctional robots\u201d, and in doing so, I sealed my own damnation. Readers, I will relate the horrors I saw, and then I will hit \u201cPublish\u201d on this blog post, file my invoice, and never speak of it again.<\/p>\n

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