{"id":614,"date":"2026-06-26T14:39:50","date_gmt":"2026-06-26T14:39:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/longhaulmovingpros.com\/?p=614"},"modified":"2026-06-26T14:39:50","modified_gmt":"2026-06-26T14:39:50","slug":"this-guys-fictional-map-requires-an-entire-gym-to-assemble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/longhaulmovingpros.com\/?p=614","title":{"rendered":"This Guy\u2019s Fictional Map Requires an Entire Gym to Assemble"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>For as long as humans have had maps, we\u2019ve also had fictional maps. Renowned cartographers of mythical terrain include Dante Alighieri, Jonathan Swift, Sir Thomas More, and, of course, JRR Tolkien, who pioneered many of the tropes that would come to characterize the fantasy genre, amongst them the inclusion of a map at the start of your story.<\/p>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"https:\/\/longhaulmovingpros.com\/?p=612\">The AI \u2018Jobpocalypse\u2019 Is Nowhere to Be Seen in California, the Heartland of Tech<\/a><\/p>\n<p>But for all the effort those literary types put into their fictional maps, there\u2019s probably never been anyone quite like Jerry Gretzinger. As explored in a recent video from the YouTube channel People Make Games, Gretzinger\u2014a genial octogenarian from Michigan\u2014has been working on the same fictional map since the 1960s. Today, the map comprises something like 4000 panels, and the channel\u2019s video captures Gretzinger\u2019s first attempt to assemble it in its entirety for over a decade.<\/p>\n<div><noscript><iframe loading=\"lazy\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"281\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Is8N7B9b0GQ?feature=oembed\" title=\"He Won\u2019t Stop Building a Map to an Imaginary Place\" width=\"500\"><\/iframe><\/noscript><\/div>\n<p>Gretzinger works on the map every day, and intriguingly, the nature of the labor to which he devotes any given day is determined by drawing from a deck of cards. This Rhinehart-esque randomness means that the map\u2019s long evolution has itself changed and evolved.<\/p>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n<p>On the day that People Make Games visits him, he draws a card that demands \u201cnext higher dimension.\u201d Is this a requirement to try to marry his map to the tenets of string theory? Well, sort of. As Gretzinger explains, \u201cOriginally, [that card] was considered to be other dimensions of reality.\u201d Wisely, though, he\u2019s tempered his ambitions in that respect: \u201cThe whole map has moved from literal cartography to another abstract form.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Now, the different dimensions the card refers to are layers of the map. Those various layers are catalogued in a list tacked to a spectacularly overcrowded pegboard, and include the likes of \u201cblank page\u201d and \u201cone-inch square collage,\u201d along with more cryptic layers like \u201cthe void\u2014white,\u201d \u201cpolka dot grid,\u201d and \u201cblack ness.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"https:\/\/longhaulmovingpros.com\/?p=610\">America\u2019s Time Capsule for 2276 Includes Futuristic Predictions From Claude<\/a><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s fascinating to watch Gretzinger at work\u2014having determined that today\u2019s contribution to the map will be a collage, he simply grabs a glue stick and a handful of material from his \u201ccollage folder,\u201d and starts glueing things. \u201cI try to think as little as possible,\u201d he says, heightening the sense that this is as much an exercise in a sort of Burroughsian cut-up creation as it is in cartography. When the collage is finished, he consults another folder to generate a name for his creation. \u201cThese are all town names,\u201d he says, \u201cbut some towns have been eliminated by the void.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n<p>So, yeah, about the void. This is a two-level map layer; the first is blank white paper, but the second\u2026 \u201cThat\u2019s all black and white print,\u201d Gretzinger says. And not just any old black-and-white print\u2014it comprises Gretzinger\u2019s own written history, including everything from his own writing to letters he received from friends during his time at college in the 1960s. All of this is cut up and, eventually, fed to the map: \u201cIt\u2019s a way for me to preserve it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Given the sheer size of the map, it spends most of its time separated into its thousands of component panels, but occasionally Gretzinger assembles it, and the video captures\u2014and contributes to\u2014the first such occasion in more than a decade. This requires the labor of Gretzinger, the video crew, and a battalion of volunteers, with the generous space provided by a local gym. The finished result is amazing to look at, a psychedelic explosion of color that truly feels worthy of being someone\u2019s life\u2019s work. Looking at the map feels not unlike peering at a fractal pattern, in that you can zoom further and further in and see level after level of detail unfold before you.<\/p>\n<p>The final word goes to Gretzinger\u2019s wife, to whom he has been married for 44 years. \u201cHe\u2019s always been this extraordinary combination of right and left brain,\u201d she says. \u201cHis systemized brain can come up with these [map] co-ordinates, and the whole structure of the map\u2014and yet he tosses it away because he\u2019s willing to take chances. 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